Question: Why did this dog need two (very small) stitches?
Answers:
(a) She wasn't happy with her appearance in the SCAD calendar and decided to have a little work done.
(b) She needed to correct disfigurations caused by Crazy Attack Cat Feline Cootie Syndrome.
(c) After testifying against alleged Russian arms smugglers, the police enrolled her in the Witness Protection Program.
(d) A nose piercing went terribly, terribly wrong.
(e) "I got your nose" is funny, until someone loses a nose.
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1 comment:
While butt-sniffing is common place in the Canidae Family not so in the Lorisidae Family... there's nothing "slow" about a Slow Loris when it comes to unaccepted greetings
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