A Quiz!

Well, after six months of near-complete dormancy, we're going to try to revive the blog. To celebrate the occasion, we have a quiz for you -- with helpful links -- to test your wits!

Question: Why did this man need sixteen (very small) stitches?

Answers:

a) Because he highsided the Vespa after skidding out on a greasy portion of gai pad med ma-muang that someone spilled on the street.

b) Because a certain personage needed a lesson in manners … a lesson best taught at the point of a blade.

c) Because a sudden thunderstorm threw a plastic "Caution -- Wet Floor" sign with enough force to shatter a half-inch-thick glass door in his face.

d) Because his Muay Thai instructor hadn't yet gotten around to teaching him how to defend against the sok wiang glub strike.

e) Because the crazy cat who has attacked Sarawat four times in the last couple of months has now taken to leaping from trees, ninja-style.

f) Because Professor Nerdlinger finally read one book too many, causing his brain to expand to the point where it burst out of his skull in a transcalvarial herniation.

Do you have a better answer? Send it to us in the Comments!

Update: Maybe it was a meteor!